Sex is No Accident! - Condom ads from MTV

Heh heh.
Underlying message? Girls don't wear undies.
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Recycling FLASH MOB!

Awwww...this makes me happy!
Hurray for Recycling!
Maybe they'll start a trend...?
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So Happy Fabrics! Nature Drawings at it's Best.

Love these fabics by Golly Bard!

How pretty would these be with my Jam Jar Labels? 

Makes me want to design my own fabric patterns...tho we all know it'd be the Techno viking...

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My 3 Fav Loves: Fairytales, Mucha and SINNING!

Since these poor ladies have been Disney-afied, it's only fitting that someone finally shows the REAL story! (Umm.. hello? Has anyone ever read the original Grimm Fairytales? OMG...we're talking necrophilia and beasiality. Read it sometime).  via / link
P.S.  My favorite artist: Alphonse Mucha

These Sculptures Take Guts... Aka: Hope You Weren't Eating

Both "Typographical Dissections" by Andreas Scheiger via / link

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Sad Boyfriends Make Sad Etsy Models aka SUCKERS!!!!

"This guy's thinking about Xbox."

"I guess when your hair is that colorful, you need to tone it down with grays and a sad face."

"Seething rage behind those eyes."

When Becca sent these over, I spewed green tea all over my monitor!

Urlesque has posted a WHOLE list of Girls that run shops on Etsy... who torture their boyfriends by making them models. Oh gawd it's so true! I can see the conversation now...

Girl: "Sweetie, I need a model for my stuff. Can you do it please? And act like you like it?"
Boy: (I better be getting laid for this)

Andy should thank his lucky stars my Etsy stuff doesn't need a model...

..P.S. Captions from Urlesque - it's like they were reading my mind!

Because Kitchen Stuff is Meant to be Pretty, Dang It

Before

After

How many of you out there have a kitchen knife magnet in their homes? I know I do. And you know, I never realized how ugly it is (mine is way uglier than the above pic since it's made of black plastic....someone opted for the cheapo magnet) until I saw this beautiful creation on Etsy. zomg!

This amazing creation is by BurgeOnWood. Check out his other incredible stuff here. Via

The Meowmorphosis: Holy Moley this is a real book!

OMG.

“One morning, as Gregor Samsa was waking up from anxious dreams, he discovered that he had been changed into an adorable kitten.”

I just spewed my coffee.

Plus it's on sale at Amazon. $8.75 a steal!!! via
Now adding to my book list, which also contains these gems:

Pride and Prejudice and Zombies

 Sense and Sensibility and Sea Monsters

Queen Victoria: Demon Hunter

 Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter

Ya know, the classics!

Birthday in a Box... Or Adorable DIY, In a box.

How adorable is this!???
That's it. Who's bday is next!!!???!!

You are my fav made this... and she posted how to make your own!
I know mom's got some "unusual cake decorations" I can kidnap adopt... See images below:

Yes, that is my birthday cake. And yes... the left birthday sign on stick has a BURNED OFF CORNER. (Which I had nothing to do with).

Oh, and that cow I'm holding? It's head is backwards.

The Babysitter Sculpture Series from Mikael Alacoque

Sit Ubu, SIT!
No ice cream for you, you'll only attach it to your head again...
Mikael Alacoque sculptures via / link
I apologize for the misleading/literal post title. I couldn't think of anything clever for this... just too... weird!

Shoes to Make My Coworkers Jealous...

There's a bit of underlying shoe competition in the office lately.
I would be the total envy of the whole floor with one of these babies!

The Brisket Flip Flop... from when you're hungry, but in a rush. (Just watch out for puddles! Gross).

Maybe you want more than a sandwich. Maybe you want bows out of Spaghetti? Who knows, but here you go! Spiked Heel Spaghetti.

But blow their minds with the Gold Gargoyle!

Yep. Envy of the whole office.
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Did you know: March is National Craft Month!

Here's some linky's for Crafty Fun!

DIY: Talk to the Hand!
Take Calls on Your Hand with a handmade Bluetooth Glove! So want. via

Make Moroccan Lanterns for your Bollywood Inspired Party!

Maybe an Infinity Scarf?

And lastly, a Paper Cup Wreath! How do they always make these look so pretty? If I did it? Disaster...

Other things you might not know:
I have been hoarding these crafty bits. I guess I should share?
I have had too much coffee... OR NOT ENOUGH!
I like to make hotdog octopuses scream when I eat them.

My New WINNING Wallpaper!

Okay, it's a little late on the uptake, but that's what I get for scheduling entries to post way in the future...
Lots of different sizes at my new fav site: The Fox is Black

Michel Gondry's Next Music Vid for Living Sisters!

Disaster in harmony: Michel Gondry's video for the Living Sisters

Almost redeems the Green Hornet. ALMOST.
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On your marks, Get set, GO INTERNATIONAL at Target!

Target has announced that the MAJORLY coveted Go International Collective will re-release 34 exclusive designs from 17 previously featured designers!!! Signature dresses from the 5 year run, will feature designers like Anna Sui, Libertine and Erin Fetherston!
Posted here is just a small sampling.. peek'em here, or get'em at Target March 13 - April 10. (You may not see me there, considering I'll be under a pile of clothes in the fitting room! Score!) via

Update! A coworker and I zoomed over there for a little lunch break fashion implosion. I got one word for you: FAIL. As in BIG TIME FAIL. As in, why would they bring back dresses that look like moo-moos?
-1st row, 2nd from left: Couldn't figure out if it was a top with skirt? If you tuck the bottom under the flowy top you almost get a mini-skirt with a green tank? Oh gawd. Can't explain hot mess better. 
- 2nd row, 3rd from left: No, wrapping a belt around a tent does NOT make this a fashionable dress!
- And let's not even talk about this one. The only way this prom dress is getting better is if someone pours pig blood on it.

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Man-made Sculptures I'd like to Live In

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Etsy Treasury Love: Spread the Love!

Wheee hoo! Another day, another day of Treasury Love!
Today's was brought to us by MissPattisAttic, a very nice lady who has great taste in teacups and treasury lists. I'm pretty sure I will never tire of treasury lists. I feel like a celebrity. (and so should Heidi, since that's her reserved listing!).

Expedition to the New Chicago Tundra

After the great Chicago Blizzard of 2011, thousands of pounds of snow were removed from city's downtown streets. Loaded by bulldozers and heavy trucks, much of the snow was piled in the empty lot between our studio and the railroad tracks.

An expedition was immediately formed.
The goal; a bold assault aiming to place the very first men upon the summit of this peak. Known for their dexterity and grit, Dawson and Matt were selected for the dangerous undertaking.

This is their story.

I have been inspired to attempt to recreate another amazing journey - filming my heroic effort to reclaim our trash can from the alley. Few have known to survive.

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Typography of the World! (Or rather... US and European Fonts...)

Infographic Joy!
Where were these fonts designed? Europe or US?
(Or horribly horribly western-centric elitism...).  link
For this, I give you new label "infographic!"

Charlie Sheen Livin' the Dream: Random Quote Generator

F YEAH.

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