Showing posts with label Kitties. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Kitties. Show all posts

Wednesday, March 21, 2012

It's a Catastrophony!

FYI: Do not watch on drugs. I would like to thank Alex for sharing the ear bleeding.

Friday, October 7, 2011

Snookums Cat Food Tells it Like it IS!


Your cats are secretly trying to kill you.
No it's true!
1. They weave in between your legs at the top of the stairs.
2. They sit on your chest and "purr" like they're not trying to suffocate you.
3. They "play fight" by scratching the heck out of your hands - (and spread bartonella bacteria!)

Cats are evil. Which is why this is the best packaging I have ever seen. There's no "Oh fluffy LOVES you when you give him ______
Snookums is straight up cat food telling you LIKE IT IS.
Your cat will kill you, so you'd better appease them with Snookums.

via / link

Wednesday, March 23, 2011

The Meowmorphosis: Holy Moley this is a real book!

OMG.
“One morning, as Gregor Samsa was waking up from anxious dreams, he discovered that he had been changed into an adorable kitten.”
I just spewed my coffee.

Plus it's on sale at Amazon. $8.75 a steal!!! via
Now adding to my book list, which also contains these gems:

Ya know, the classics!

Wednesday, November 17, 2010

Kamikaze Kitty!



At first I was like "WTF!!!?? You're tossing kitties!?"..
and then I saw the SHEAR JOY the Kitty was experiencing.

Here's my recap:
Man: "WHEEE!!! Let's toss Kitty!"
Kitty: "WTF? Whoa, I'm flying!"
Kitty (sitting on the bed pondering what just happened): "Wait, I kinda liked that..."
Kitty: "AGAIN! AGAIN!!!!"
Man: "WHEEE!!! Let's toss kitty!"
etc. etc.

Nirvana Achieved. via

Thursday, September 9, 2010

Baby Squirrel Adopted by Cat, Learns to Purr




Nothing better than hearing a squirrel purr...
Slice of Heaven brought to you by Andy! link

(P.S. Give it a sec for the video to show on the post.. seems to be taking longer than youtube does! HMM!)

Friday, August 13, 2010

Pets Impersonating Celebrities? Bow-wow!

So silly... I can't NOT love these notebooks!
I may need that Michael Jackson one...
via / link

And just to make sure there's no cute overload, this scene is for your viewing pleasure. Straight from the Cat Fashion Show. via

Good vs. Evil Balance achieved.

In other news, my day jobs gotten a bit "complicated" so posting daily might not be an option. BUT! I may just have more time for more GersonCurse posts! Yippie!

Friday, July 30, 2010

Cat Attack Scratching Post!

Nom, nom, nom!
Godzilla Kitty needs more catnip!

I hear ya, ANOTHER posting about things and kitties?
What can I say, I'm a girl that knows what she likes!

link

Wednesday, June 30, 2010

Breaking Bad News with Baby Animals! Or You're just as crazy as me!

(translation: Why does our baby look like the Pool boy?)

When Jennifer, (previously of Beagles in the City), asked around for addresses, I unknowingly gave personal information to a deranged person!

How was I to suspect what would show in my mailbox?

....so imagine my surprise/awe/horror when a postcard with an adorable kitten and the words "I can't find the baby" showed in my mail! My immediate reaction? "AWWWW KITTY!!!!" My second reaction "I just wanna sqqquuuueeeee!" ... and my third reaction "Waitaminute, she can't find....hey, is that a cute kitty on the card?"

Ah yes, the joy of Breaking Bad News with Baby Animals.
You win this round JSP!
P.S. I had no idea Biz Markie was from Bmore! Thanks for the awesome mail-bomb!

Thursday, June 24, 2010

X-Ray Proves Dog ate Toys Cats!

Snowy, a dog in the UK, was having some stomach problems (not eating and getting sick). So her owner, Samantha, took Snowy to the vet, where they ran some tests.

What did they find? 5 little toy cats inside Snowy's stomach!

 

Samantha said: ‘I was shocked when the vets phoned to say Snowy had swallowed a few cats. I thought they meant real ones!’


The five cats included a father cat, mum and three kittens.

And the best X-ray ever!
Link to Daily Mail Article / via Andy!

Monday, June 7, 2010

Itteh Bitteh Kitteh Fabric!

How can you NOT squeal at this!???
It's itty bitty kitty rosebud head fabric!

Personally, I would name each kitty and install a pressure-released sound-effects. That way, when I put my head down to sleep...I get sound effects of Mews or Purrs!

It's PURRRFECT!

The fabric is made and sold from artist Melinda Josie's site,
The pillows were made by Anabela of FieldGuided,
all via My Love for You!

Friday, June 4, 2010

Happy Friday! : A little Bit of Happy...


You're welcome :)
Enjoy the weekend everyone!!
via <--where there's more!

Oh, and if you had a craptastic week? Click here!

Tuesday, April 27, 2010

Tika Made it to I Can Has Cheezburger!!!!

Our little demonic dumpling has Made it BIG!
Andy snapped up some pics of Tika basking in all her "Pay Attention to ME!" glory and captioned out something appropriate!
I'm so proud!
Link is HERE! I say give her 5 cheezeburgers!
... she works hard for the $$.

Wednesday, April 21, 2010

What the Crap? Crazed Hausu Jap Film comes to the Senator!



WTF is this?!!!?? If I didn't know better, I'd think my brain was on acid and my head just exploded into a million vomiting kitties! (yep, it's in the trailer).
Easily the wierdest most drug-encouraging "horror" movie, House(Hausu), is coming to the Senator this weekend!

Janus Films summed it up pretty good:
How to describe Nobuhiko Obayahshi’s 1977 movie House? As a psychedelic ghost tale? A stream-of-consciousness bedtime story? An episode of Scooby Doo as directed by Dario Argento? Any of the above will do for this hallucinatory head trip about a schoolgirl who travels with six classmates to her ailing aunt’s creaky country home, only to come face to face with evil spirits, bloodthirsty pianos, and a demonic housecat.

I'm going. Someone come with and assure me this is all just a dream?

UPDATE: I will now have nightmares of turning into bananas. This movie was way more bizarre than I could ever, EVER imagine. Even my hubs, who hates my wierdo taste in movies, said he was gonna buy the DVD just to inflict the horror on other people! Personally I think it was all the underage boobies. :)

Saturday, December 26, 2009

The Office CLUE!



Oh ohohohoh!! GIMMIE GIMMIE!!
Who did it? DUH! Ever answer is DWIGHT!!!

From UO:
Who killed Toby Flenderson? Was it Schrute with a rabid bat in the kitchen? Or Angela with a ream of paper in Michael's office? Figure out who DUN(der Mifflin) it with this riveting game of Office Clue. Includes Intrigue and Rumor cards. Winner gets a paid vacation.

score.

Hanukah Harry, if you still have time and instead of socks, I also need these please. okthanksbuhbye!


(click 'em to link 'em!)


(on a side note: I totally got this as a gag gift last year. Jokes on me, cause it WORKS!)

Friday, December 18, 2009

More Diorama Mayhem and Mischief!

This time, Ghostbusters are on my radar!
Can’t these Ghostbusters ever catch a break?

So, we’re gonna try things a little differently this time! Instead of the How’d You Do It?” post, I’m gonna show you the different versions I went through (including the before/afters of the Photoshop)! Exciting, no? This way, you can see the progress and decide for yourselves which you like better!

Let the new-ness begin with Version 1 (1..1...1...)

So I had in my head exactly what I wanted this to look like. I wanted to exactly re-create this scene from Ghostbusters Numero Uno:
Ghostbusters Scene
Initially I thought I could work this in two parts like Ivan Reitman did. Split Screens and Forced Perspective:

Split Screen number one: Puft Goes Bonkers! Make a teeny street scene with HO Scale BRIGHT cars (which I later painted to dull the colors) and a HO Scale building I glued and painted. Good start!
Puft V1 Part 1

Split Screen Number Two: Guys on the wall! The wall I built out of balsa wood and wood glue, then painted to look “stoney”. Super Timesaver: The bricks were a print-out, glued on!
GB V1 Part2
Squish in Photoshop Split Screen Number One with Number Two, and you get this: It’s a good start, but somethings just not…eye-catchy. Cut to scene: Me wracking my brain to think of how to fix it! IDK!
Diorama Version 1


Enter Version 2: Grumble… let’s just take it home and play with it some more. After dry brushing the building (MUCH better details - thank you to you know who*  (*Andy). Perhaps a one shot would work better? Kitteh seems to think so. Kitteh also wants to eat Minimates. Ghostbusters are apparently a very tasty treat for Marshmallows AND kittehs!

Let’s take one shot:


















Crop and Add a Black Background: Version 2 Looking Good!
Diorama V2


And onto the finale! Version 3: More streets! Heavier Traffic! Some Gaussian Blur Perspective! No Neon Cars!
Diorama V3 Final


There you have it! You get the photoshopped version AND the “you can do this without Photoshop” version! See the final versions on Flickr too!

Next Diorama: Minimates running in terror from Kitteh that’s tasted Minimate blood…. RUUUUN!


Wednesday, December 16, 2009

Tiger Kitteh of Central Park

Look at this Kitteh!!!
Found in Central Park, the elusive Tiger Kitteh & owner, strolling thru the park last month. Guy says mom was a cheetah! Hate to see that in action, but this adorable (and super tame!) cutie had to be spread to the internets!

Can you spot the kitteh? Tiger camouflage works well with fall leaves. (Hint)


I would like one for my backyard please.

Wednesday, December 9, 2009

Surpised Kittie!


Surprise! An oldie, but goodie!
via Where he finds these things, I'll never know.