Loopy is on her way back home!!!

Loopy will be back tomorrow, I am not sure if she is back in the states already and just taking the day off to sleep and get her internal clock back on it's proper time or if she is on a plane but I do know that she will be back in the office tomorrow. It has been sucky without her and it isn't any fun making fun of the assistant by myself. I am also getting tired of explaining to people that yes, she was in China, no im not lying. YAY!!!!

I miss Loopy Already

It's a well known fact that most little kids are terrified of Mall Santa's. Why? Probably because they look like old, dry red suited creeps and probably smell like whiskey and the festering sweat of a thousand wears of a rental Santa costume. As a babe I never had this problem, I was all about the Mall Santa, and even the Mall easter bunny on occasion. I do kinda secretly hope my son is as terrified of Santa as these kids, because god I want to own an original one of these photos. So in Lu of the season and Because since Loopy is gone and I am in charge, here via the Chicago Tribune is a fantastic gallery of the horrifying screams of a ton of children, why is it that this makes my morning, am I that deranged?

Double Terror!

This is my favorite, is that Santa or Satan?

lol, the one that got away!

Sorry Loopy, just..... Sorry

Send your own ElfYourself eCards

I give you our Graphics team!

(p.s. Loopy f'ed it all kinds of up... so this is Elf 2.0. Sorry Blogger Girl!)

A New Hope huh?

Just a few from my personal collection...

Ask and Yee shall receive!

Lashawna Tova!!!

I know I spelled that wrong and I think it sounds like the name of a girl i went to elementary school with but you get the gist. Happy New Year Esti, enjoy your day off and try to act holy (although I think that is most impossible).

someone is totally getting a someecard today!

Esti is Sick

Esti is sick, I am worried, it's rare for anyone to call out two days in a row without having a major organ removed. I hope your ok E-Gurl, I am pulling for your safe return this week, call me if you need some Jewish penicillin, I have a friend. I wasn't sure whether to post the someecard I sent her, which is knee slapping funny or whether to just post pictures that remind me of Esti. I think I will just post some awesome images for you to gaze on and send healthy thoughts to our favorite fluish designer.

Celebrity Look A Likes!

The days just get more boring, here are celebrity look a like collages for both me and E-Gurl!





Esti looks so much like mother Theresa it's kind of scary, don't you think?

Good vs. Hate

There's something about the Pelucas Exhibition that reminds me of E girl, what could it be, hmmmmm.

Pipit LOVE POSTCARD Project

Esti Loves to do postcrossing, I found a cool web contest thingy that involves creating your own postcard for exhibit. it's called the pipit Love postcard Project.

What this project about ?
this is a project all about create & produce your own postcard that your art or design on it . We will collect and exhibit it from 1 place to another place. The best is , all the postcard you produce are for sell !!!

What the purpose ?
for promoting your works and get your work to everywhere.

What stuff can we put in the postcard ?
Art illustration , design , photograph , lomography , texture , painting , graffity , comic & etc , anything you like to share and promote.

Where the postcards will exhibit ? for how long ?
Gallery , Cafe , Art design college , flea market , event , exhibition , shop , store & etc that around Malaysia , Singapore and other countries if possible. Place will be confirm and annouce soon.

Timeframe of exhibit in each place will be depends on the owner of the location , how long is the tour will be base on how many place we will get it . Full schedule will be release once it ready.

What is Typography?

If I had a dollar for every time I heard the question. I love typography, I had many assignments in college I enjoyed that simply illustrated what the art form is. This is a great video I found that not only illustrates what typography is, but it also has some great graphics and music. Don't ever ask me again what typography is.

I dedicate this post to my friend Esti

Sadly I have not seen Esti for a few days, she hasn't been to work. She had been called to jury duty for a criminal case, I don't know the details yet but my mouth is watering for the gossip. Speaking of mouth watering, todays bestest Bacon blog ever goes to I am trying to break your heart. Yes folks visit here to check out a cheese filled hot dog wrapped in bacon and then deep fried, im in artery clogging heaven, heres to you E-Girl!

What happens when a cat designs a web-site... this!

This is either brilliant or ridiculous but it gives you a clear look into the brain of a cat. Enjoy!

Ahf Tsu Loches!

5 Famous Christmas songs written by Jewish Song writers, OYE!
brought to you by Mental Floss.

I didn't want to post a picture of them, I want you to click here and see it for yourself. I will pause and listen for the snickering coming from the cube next to mine, five....four...three....

E-girl they wrote this article just for you!

How much does the average womans purse weigh? I will give you a hint: More than a three year old. Clicky HERE to find out and read the disturbing article.

A Rear and Present Danger?

Now that I have your attention, Yes its my Favorite LIST for the day, sorry E-girl that I had to follow your nice artsy post with this, but I can't resist they are too funny, I promise it will make you laugh. Oh yeah sorry about the Bush picture but I have been sitting on it forever waiting for a relevant post to use it in and this is as close as I could get. Here is the LIST.

and here are my favorites from said list:

Sex Trek: The Next Penetration

Dawson's Crack

Star Whores

Dildo Baggins: Lord of the Wangs

thank you and goodnight!

There are no words. Only laughter.

Oh god, thank you so much fark, thank you because if it wasn't for you I would not be able to post Dog Armor on our blog. Thats right you heard me Dog Armor, you want me to say it again for good measure, DOG ARMOR! Please visit the site and so you don't have to troll for it here is the squirrel armor (the real mouse guard?). Now please excuse me while I go find a quiet place to laugh.

Planet Unicron Phenomenon

Thanks to Miss Doxie for one coming back to the internets and two introducing me to planet unicorn, I also had no idea that this wonder of the world existed. First of all if you have not read Miss Doxie you should, she is piss your pants funny, I love her old posts about her fashion sense as a young girl, it cracks me up, picture goodness included by the way. Oh and thanks to Jen for linking us to Miss Doxie. Okay so go to the link and watch Planet Unicorn, if you need a reason to watch other than me telling you to I will give you a brief synopsis: An 8 year old gay boy found a lamp and got three wishes, a fur coat, a flying car and a planet of unicorns and this is their story, the unicorns are gay and are named feathers, Cadillac, and Tom Cruis. By this point you shouldn't be reading anymore you should be watching Planet unicorn. Enjoy!

Happy Birthday E-Girl!!!

A very special Birthday Wish to my favorite co-worker on her special day! I baked a cake, with homemade frosting, got her a sweet present from Etsy, and hung up a poster I made myself all over the office. Let the celebration Begin!!!

Oh Barnaby!

I think this may be really old but I came across it in a GS and I am forever grateful. Please say hello to Barnaby Barford my new favorite sculptor. Barnaby Barford is an artist and designer based in London his work crosses and blurs the boundaries between art, craft and design