Shoes to Make My Coworkers Jealous...

There's a bit of underlying shoe competition in the office lately.
I would be the total envy of the whole floor with one of these babies!

The Brisket Flip Flop... from when you're hungry, but in a rush. (Just watch out for puddles! Gross).

Maybe you want more than a sandwich. Maybe you want bows out of Spaghetti? Who knows, but here you go! Spiked Heel Spaghetti.

But blow their minds with the Gold Gargoyle!

Yep. Envy of the whole office.
It could happen! link