Giving Dating Advice over Call Of Duty?????

Who the F does this??!!
He's giving advice about dating women, while playing Call of Duty.
My favorite part?
"If you're a 5, don't go for an 8. It'll just bring you angst."

Thanks guy.
I'm pretty sure any girl that sees this will INSTANTLY fall madly in love with you.
(Uh...in case you didn't know that was EXTREME sarcasm.)
Thanks for the link Jason!

In other news:
2 Call of Duty Gems from FML:

Today, my boyfriend finally called me after a week of barely any communication. He wanted to talk to my brother about Call of Duty. FML

Today I realized my boyfriend makes the same noises in bed as he does when he's winning in Call of Duty. FML