Wednesday, November 11, 2009

NYC NOW!!! No no, RIGHT NOW! NOW!


I cannot tell you how many times I say "I'm Taking a Trip to NYC! Look at me research places to hit up!". Then meticulously print out a fabulous list.... and wind-up spend hours trashing my print-outs and wander aimlessly, starving and in desperate need of a bathroom.

Yep, more than once.

But guess what! This past weekend I took a trip to visit a friend in Brooklyn... and during my fruitless meticulous printing of said papers, I stumbled onto NYC NOW: The super fantastic interactive happy maps of Brooklyn and Manhattan! (listing stores to spend $$$ and Events to crash!)

My life = easier;
My trip = Directed Aimless Wanderings!
And now I pass the joy to YOU!

Tuesday, November 10, 2009

Guiness Halloweenie Coasters!


A little late for this year's Halloween, but I like the idea!
Maybe the next coaster could be a shadow of a skinny chick, or a lighter beer...
My take:
via/ via / link

Monday, November 9, 2009

My Milk TOOF!


The exploits of 2 wee teethies and their time together!
ARG SO CUTE! Can't take much MORE!

From the Milk Toof site:
When I was young, I placed my baby teeth under my pillow and when i woke up I'd find a shiny new quarter. But whatever happened to those little teeth? Where did they go? Would I ever see them again?

Many years later, a little tooth was standing at my door. It looked familiar. Its name was ickle. Welcome home, my milk toof!
via

Friday, November 6, 2009

ArgyleWhale Cards are Clever Bastards!





Fuggetaboutit Fish Gocco Print




Pussy Willow Gocco print





Wow, the swans and goldfish are speaking to me personally!
Hee hee... I love when Etsy makes me giggle!
Argyle Whale Shop HERE!

Thursday, November 5, 2009

Obama the Weather!


Or Bender the Weather as the case my be...

With pictorial help from Obama, Bender and others, "What's the weather, what to wear?" helps you dress for your city's weather. Powered by Weather.com, which never lies, you'll never be caught unprepared!

Wednesday, November 4, 2009

MORE Sunday Drivers CAUGHT ON TAPE



Another Goodie found on The Daily What:
Failure of the Day: Sunday, Sunday, SUNDAY! Parking Lot Monster Jam! Be there when reigning champ World’s Worst Driver plows the SUV of Doom into not one, but two completely defenseless mid-size sedans!
Kids seats are still just five bucks.
Today is a great day for youtube.

In case you were having a bad Wednesday...



Can't be as bad as this guy!
3 seconds = $$$ Damage = you're fired.

Tuesday, November 3, 2009

NYC Spaghetti Pkg!


Why are all the really cool pkg designs Student Work!??
NYC Spaghetti via The Dieline

Monday, November 2, 2009

I miss Halloween already...


Rats, I should have thought of this for my costume! Instead, I confused people by dressing like Holly Golightly, who apparently looks a lot like a First Lady... sigh. via

Clingstone: The House That Clings to a Rock




I thought the NY Times took some GORGEOUS pics of this Rhode Island House, aptly entitled Clingstone!
And if anyone knows how to sneak me in, I would be forever grateful. (tho, preferably not in the winter)

Friday, October 30, 2009

Presto, Instant Updated Shoes...with your old shoes!


This is BRILLIANT!!
Put 'em over yo shoes, and Viola! New shoes! 

Hmm...and I just totally got schooled, cause someone just reminded me of the spats that Al Capone used to wear in the 30's! Huh. Nothings ever new!

Here! Via

Thursday, October 29, 2009

Get Ready for Halloween!

Someone please tell me how I should feel about this? I know it's not the controversial Aunt Jemima, but does anyone else find this a bit...hypocritical?




*cough* *Douchebag* Cause normal Sexy Costumes aren't "Sexy" enough??


Why not go the Bruno route? Now THAT's how you do sexy naked costume!

But this years costume? 


I'm going as the evil rumpus, that jumps on me while I'm sleeping, TIKA! Evidence of her satanism:

Other "interesting ideashere, here, here

Or Find A Masculine Halloween Costume For Your Effeminate Son from the Onion!

Wednesday, October 28, 2009

Graphic Favs Around the Net


If you couldn't already tell, I'm completely OBVIOUS in my design tastes. Yep! And lucky you, I'm SHARING!!! Insert maniacal laugh here.
Top to Bottom: Bunnies from the tenfold collective, Bill’s Dairy Farm in South Africa , Flower Prints from Sollinero, jonna isaac's Harvest Children's Ministry

Inspired!

Tuesday, October 27, 2009

Bmore Poliz Pulls Gun in Haunted House....Cause He got the Scaredies!


Never have I been so proud to be a Balti-MORON! Ahhhh yes.
Leatherface = O, Bmore Cop = 1
A Baltimore city police officer was charged with assault after he pulled a gun on a haunted house character over the weekend.

Baltimore County police said Sgt. Eric Janik, 36, pulled his gun on a haunted house employee dressed up as the killer from "The Texas Chainsaw Massacre" at the House of Screams show in Essex on Sunday. Police said the employee approached Janik after the haunted house tour was over in a bid to get "one last scream."Instead, Janik, who was off-duty, pulled his service weapon and pointed it at Michael Morrison's chest.
 Everyone's okay, but the copper, who was CLEARLY intoxicated, has been suspended w/out pay until a formal hearing.

And the employee needs a new pair of pants. link/ via

DIY Day of the Dead Sugar Skulls @ Creative Alliance!



Here in Bmore, on  Sat Oct 31 10am-1pm...the Creative Alliance is holding a whole workshop on Mexican Sugar Skulls! Mmm...teeth...hurtie!

On Mexico’s Day of the Dead, the souls of departed ones are thought to be nearer than at any other time, and are welcomed with food, tequila, stories and candy. CA Resident Artist René Treviño presents a brief slide lecture and historical overview of the holiday, then invites you to join one of its sweetest traditions – casting and painting miniature skulls made of sugar! Leave with 3 beautiful skulls of different sizes, plus the resources to carry on the tradition yourself!
What I wanna know is, who's coming with me!!??

Monday, October 26, 2009

Now with Rammstein's new Album
... Band Member Dildos!




I dunno...what do you say about the new Rammstein box set?

Oh you know, the one that contains
"Industrial Strength"  handcuffs & lube...
... in addition to the
6 pink schlongs molded from each member of the band!


The Band: Not shown, Rammstein's "Members":

I wish I was kidding. Then again, I wonder how many groupies will use it as a litmus test for sleeping with the band! (as in, gee...I've tried the one on the left.. who's next?). Man, that came out really really wrong. via

Thursday, October 22, 2009

The REEL Way to Craft With Yarn!


Stop motion video made by This Is For Reels for MusicID
A better alternative than using yarn for knitting!
I hate knitting. via

Hampden Flamingo Goes Into Hibernation



Flamingo is down, I repeat, the Giant 3 story Pink Flamingo in front of Cafe Hon is down! As I was walking the streets of Hampden last night, I felt something was off...like the Kitch factor of Hampden went down a couple notches. I guess Denise, owner of Cafe Hon, wanted to pick her battles, and not pay the exorbitant Baltimore City "Art" Tax of $800 a yr!

Here's the Hampden Staple before:

And the surgical precision taking it down on Oct. 20:

You say Hampden, I say Kitch.
You say Tourist Trip! I say Cafe Hon!

Link to the Bmore Sun Story
Link to the Removal Pics Gallery (for the nitty gritty details)

Wednesday, October 21, 2009

Milk Gets Some Udderly Good Packaging!


Student Design work from Roman Klementsov, a student of PACKLAB department at the Lahti Institute of Design in Finland.

His words summarized:
"...solutions for a new milk packaging, ...show how innovative and functional milk pack could be...focused on such aspects as recyclability, disposability, environmental issues

a bottle that by first sight could tell you
Here! I'm Milk! Take me”.

It's a cow! It's a tooth! – full of calcium.

It demands attention, makes people smile wants to be touched and of course to be purchased. The result you can see on these boards.

I've transformed some of cows dots into the UK's regions (e.g. Norfolk, Hampshire, Northumberland) it shows you from where in the UK's these products are farmed and where the milk comes from."

Strangely, I do INDEED want to touch this.
Nicely played, Roman, nicely played.

But what's with the one pink udder? via

Tuesday, October 20, 2009

Granny Fries, Without the Granny: Fraich Fry Ads!





Oh those poor dears!
I almost feel bad I'm laughing AT them!
Almost.

Sigh, I just love these ads from I Believe in Advertising.

Monday, October 19, 2009

Google Street View Hacked for Band's Marketing!


This. Is. Genius.

So, if I'm right in my assumption, it sounds like the marketers for the Editor's new album created an application to hack OVERTOP of Google Street View.

The app shows red arrows, that if you follow, discover music tracks from the album in the exact area that inspired the songs!

According to Creative Review:
This is how it works: a cleverly hacked version of Google Street View allows users to preview tracks from the album in the areas of London that inspired them. As well as being able to move around as you would in the normal Google Street View, there are red arrows to find in nine different London locations (one for each track of the album) that each point to a location off the road - click it to find custom panoramic photographs of the band, shot at night by photographer James Royall.
The Marketing ramifications are immense!
What an exciting time for ad people!
Link to the Editor's Street View here! via

Friday, October 16, 2009

Minimate Diorama in the DEEPEST DANKEST Sewer!

You never know where the next evil-doer attack might be…
It might be under your feet, as seen in my latest Diorama for DST! 

I call the finished product "Sewer Scene Plus Rabid Alligator!"
Marvel Sewer Diorama

How'd I do it? You might be surprised to know, this is not exactly what I had in mind when I started. Yep. Things change.

This is what  I started with: a gutter.
Step one
Let’s imagine for a moment, yours truly waltzing thru Home Depot saying… “Gee! What would make a great underground sewer scene!” Well, after stumping some flabbergasted sales guys (”You want to do what? With what? I can show you some nice appliances!” …hmm..no thanks), I directed my attention to the gutter pieces. Viola! Slice those bad boys open and we’ve got a nice homey perfectly sized Minimate backdrop!

Quick Step catch-up:
Spray with Stone texture spray paint (while gassing your office) and dry brush some black around…
Getting Closer
Fill your dank sewer with some teeny rocks.
Then, my aim was to fill it with “realistic water treatment” and make it all murky like.

Note to self: Make sure the area you pour “realistic water treatment” has a WATER TIGHT AREA!!! Learn from me, I now have “realistic water treatment” on my desk. I’ll have to add some “realistic goldfish” so as not to draw attention.
Sewer Diorama 3
Make some dowel ladders (so our heroes can escape if need be!) and steal borrow grating from past Stargate action figures.

Glue! And again, gas the office. Those Adhesive sealants are stinky! (and make preeeeeety cooooolors… gah).
Sewer4
Not bad! My original thought was to shoot the Minimates down the hallway and around the corner, but… didn’t work out so well for me. I did decide tho to add some hanging spanish moss (i.e. black lace and glue drips).

Here’s how it looked before Photoshop:
Sewer5
Tee hee.. and so far, it's gone unnoticed here at work, that Mr. Rabid Alligator has got a Minimate ARM in his mouth! Sigh, it's the little things in life.

Here it is on the Art Asylum Site: link!

Thursday, October 15, 2009

Erik Otto A.K.A. When Trees Attack!


 
 
 

A.K.A. Why I need to live in San Fran.
A.K.A. PREEEEETTYYYYYY
Really nifty work from Erik Otto at the Shooting Gallery in San Fran. via

Wednesday, October 14, 2009

Umm...AdBlade Promotes Bulemia?


Real ad from the MSNBC website. Wow.

Urban Holsters.. For the Gadget Cowboy!










Oh yeah, Urban Holsters for the Urban Cowboy. To carry all the gadgety goodness in a conspicuous manner - i.e. "Hey baby, lemme whip out my iphone!"

Thought I needed to share these, cause if I buy one, I want the Po-Po to know I ain't packin heat!

(P.S. does that green shirt guy have butterflies on his shirt? WTF?)
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