No it's true!
1. They weave in between your legs at the top of the stairs.
2. They sit on your chest and "purr" like they're not trying to suffocate you.
3. They "play fight" by scratching the heck out of your hands - (and spread bartonella bacteria!)
Cats are evil. Which is why this is the best packaging I have ever seen. There's no "Oh fluffy LOVES you when you give him ______"
Snookums is straight up cat food telling you LIKE IT IS.
Your cat will kill you, so you'd better appease them with Snookums.
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Thank heavens Bart and Ernie didn't see your posting. They'd be setting up their ambush now to make their demands!
ReplyDeleteI don't know...they are pretty smart kitties. If I didn't know better, I'd say they already booby-trapped your bedroom!
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