Pet Peeve of the Day: People that stand TOO close behind you in line.
What the heck? You don't need to stand so close to my back that your feet touch the back of my legs!!! Ah! And my usual trick of standing with my leg way back did not work (see diagram). She just got in close enough to hump it!!! Icky!
That is all. Please enjoy the rest of your day.
duuuuuuuuuude she was so trying to cut you! you mustve been in line for something really good.
ReplyDeleteTotally! Maybe she was after my shoes? They were shiny that day... UG.
ReplyDeleteIt was in line at JoAnn Fabrics, who knew it was the center of all things UNHOLY????!
I hope you were wearing pants that day..and high socks...and boots...Did you consider doing the quick, surprise turn around with your elbows up and out? Handy defense/attack maneuver that can look oh so innocent.
ReplyDeleteOh snap! I did NOT try that! I sorta did the quick turn around with my hands full..so like all of a sudden "STUFF IN YOUR FACE", but she was TOTALLY unfazed! Which makes me think she was a cyborg.
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