The Last 5 Posts:
- "It's just a fucking june bug, calm down. Jesus Christ, what happens when something bigger than a testicle attacks you?"
- "What are you listening to?...I know who Hall & Oates are god dammit. It's the mustache guy and the gay man."
- "I just did an hour on the gym machine. I'm sweaty and I have to shit. Where's my fannypack, this workout is over."
- to my bro-"Your baby dropped his binky. The binky is on the table. THE BINKY IS ON THE TABLE. BINKY ON TABLE. PICK.UP.THE.BINKY. Thank you."
- (watching the Little League World Series) "These kids are all fat. I remember when you were in little league.... You were fat."
Seriously. You need to follow this.
And now I'm all misty eyed for Things My Boyfriends Says Blog.
(Thanks for the tip off Amy!)
UPDATE: CBS is now making this a TV sitcom! Kid you not. Full article here.