Vodka Tampon? Excuse Me?

The Youth of today is SERIOUSLY hard up, they're resorting to some drastic measures:

teens are getting their fix by shoving vodka tampons up their snatches and sticking a beer bong up their no-nos.

Smart...it's hardly detectable, quick to enter your bloodstream, but OH THE BURN!!! I'll get my drink on the old fashioned way, thank you very much. via

P.S. Publicizing this new fad probably wasn't the smartest idea. Gee...let's show EXACTLY how the youth of America can do this! Idiots.

P.S.S. Happy Monday!