Caption if you dare!

Remember Esti posted a link back last week from a guy who had funny pictures from the local department stores and was captioning them, I laughed and cried by the way. I was wondering after I read it if there would be anything to follow that was related to Myspace, there are only a million pictures of some really scary and dorky people there. Once I thought it, you knew it was going to come true! I found a gallery here and I want to start my own too, so caption these if you dare I will leave the creativity up to you.