Posting such gems as:
Fiddy.
me: Who the hell are you buying a Labatt 50 for?
me: Who the hell are you buying a Labatt 50 for?
e: Satan. I'm pouring one out for my homey.
If flowers had fists.
e: My hands hurt from doing the dishes.
e: My hands hurt from doing the dishes.
me: You're such a delicate flower.
e: How does it feel?
me: How does what feel?
e: Being punched in the face by a delicate flower?
Lock up the clean sheets.
On learning that we were out of toilet paper:
"How long until we start using the placemats and pillowcases and crawling along the carpet like dogs with worms?"
On learning that we were out of toilet paper:
"How long until we start using the placemats and pillowcases and crawling along the carpet like dogs with worms?"
Midnight snack.
me: I finished your ice cream.
me: I finished your ice cream.
e: That's okay. I ate your memory card.
A propos of nothing.
"There's some pretty deal-breaking snatch out there."
"There's some pretty deal-breaking snatch out there."
Low and lazy.
me: Your fly is open.
me: Your fly is open.
e: I'M ADVERTISING.
My fav is:
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Megatron.
Good god. He's my soulmate!
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