How do you like your toast buttered?

The TOAST MESSENGER
it burns the note to your bread!!!!

This is what Engadget says:

For being one of the most brilliantly simple electronic devices ever to exist, the humble toaster certainly draws a lot of design attention, and this messaging toaster from Sascha Tseng certainly adds in a feature we never knew we wanted -- until now. We're not 100 percent clear on exactly how it works, but using the supplied stylus to doodle on the top lid of the toaster will result in a scorchmark-and-bread rendering of your masterpiece. Not exactly the most covert way of sending messages to your family, perhaps, but since when has practicality been important in toaster concept design?

I'd like mine to say "this side up" or "did you remember to flush?"

Thank you WebbAlert!