That cow's head is backwards because someone was insensitive to bovine anatomy. And everybody knows that anytime you put more than, um, a lot of candles on a birthday cake, someone needs to remove all combustible decorations. No mention of guilty parties. But you know who you are!
Fire Marshal huh...Well, Mr. Fire Marshal, I'm sure if the guilty parties knew they were using flammable items, THEY WOULD HAVE ADDED MORE!!! MUAHAHAHAHHH!!!!Sayyyyyy... I've got some leftover fireworks we can use on the next birthday! Perhaps some Roman Candles?????