Ahh... the spiraling celebrity downfall. Or in this case a corrupt politician.
Jack Abramoff, accused of defrauding Indian tribes out of "tens of millions of dollars", has come to Baltimore! Why? Something about a half-way house? But if you enjoy looks of disdain and shunning, I suggest celebrity stalking at the VERY orthodox Tov's Pizza.Just make sure you're fully covered...better yet, if you're a chick, send in a man instead.
(or am I getting this place confused with the shunning at Caramel's Pizza?)