For those of you that THINK you know the Real story of R2D2, let me assure you, you are WRONG. According to the Uncyclopedia Gospel:
The origins of R2-D2 are not precisely known, but the accepted theory is that he is the bastard son of the Jetsons' household robot, Rosie, and the Archangel Megatron following a huge orgy[[.]] Megatron's paternity was confirmed on an episode of Maury when, he Starscream, and the autobots Bumblebee and Optimus Prime were tested. "Megatron, you ARE the father!"I always knew it to be the case.
And why did I never know about this site? It's like the poor man's Onion!