Tuesday, March 31, 2009

Join the 23rd Century, Smelling like Pon Farr!

Okay, who's responsible?

If Pon Farr, the musk of a Vulcan in heat, is too much for you, try the distinguished Tiberius Cologne for Men. But stay away from the Red Shirt Cologne. Nothing says "I'm a target!" better than a stinky man in a red shirt! Smells like a slow and painful death!

Nope, I wish I were joking, but secretly I'm annoyed I didn't think of this first. Their made my Genki!