Spielburg to Direct Oldboy Remake?

Are they f'in serious!???

This is wrong... so wrong!

Why?
1. This was the best foreign movie I have seen in a long time. Directed by the VERY talented Chan-wook Park. (from the stylish Lady Vengeance fame). You can't remake brilliance.

2. Did Spielburg ever READ the manga? It's a vengeance trilogy.
As in 3. As in this is #2. (#1 was Sympathy for Mr. Vengence and #3 is Lady Vengence).

3. Not to give too much away from the story
... but it has a pretty g-damn f'ed up ending.
How the heck are they going to "Spielburg-ise" it?

4. Doesn't he have his own stuff to do?
Why is everyone remaking Asian cinema?!?

5. Will Smith? Really?

Sigh. Did I mention I hate Mondays?