And didn't he say something like "I don't have creepy eye!" Um..yeah... if you can't drag your eyes away from my fantastic boobies...yes, indeed you are a leerer.
My boss...he always says "Never assume....you know what the means don't you? It makes an ass outta you and me".......Really? I must've totally forgotten that from the last 500 times you said that to me.
Ha! Maybe next time you could say"Make an ass outta you..."and wait for him to say"...and me!"Then you would have gotten him twice!!!