Woman Injured By Thong! Sues Victoria's Secret!

Com'on. Really?

Macrida Patterson, a 52-year-old Los Angeles traffic officer, told NBC's "Today" show that she suffered cuts to her cornea from the small piece of metal that had been used to secure a rhinestone heart onto the blue thong.

Two things:
1) Maybe she shouldn't be putting them in her eyes.
2) Why the HELL is a 52 yr old doing wearing thongs!? Egads.

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P.S. Victoria Secret is having their Semi Annual Sale!