Thursday, June 26, 2008

Woman Injured By Thong! Sues Victoria's Secret!

Com'on. Really?
Macrida Patterson, a 52-year-old Los Angeles traffic officer, told NBC's "Today" show that she suffered cuts to her cornea from the small piece of metal that had been used to secure a rhinestone heart onto the blue thong.
Two things:
1) Maybe she shouldn't be putting them in her eyes.
2) Why the HELL is a 52 yr old doing wearing thongs!? Egads.

P.S. Victoria Secret is having their Semi Annual Sale!


  1. Why can't a 52 year old wear a thong?

  2. Apparently it's hazzardous to their health!