BAM BAM BAM!
Look upon the glory of Tequila Man's Gun Shaped Tequila! Casted after a hand gun from the Mexican Revolution and filled with Mexican fire water.
Gearfuse made me snarf with thier cleverness:
You know what would be awesome? Drinking all of the Tequila (since that’s the only way you’ll ever be drunk enough to do this), replacing it with urine, and threatening to shoot it at your friends. Or random strangers on the street. That works too. People will assume you’re spraying them with tequila (or water, if they don’t see the label), and you’ll be able to snicker slightly to yourself as you’re bathing people in piss.
VIVA LA REVOLUTION!