shopocalypse?

What Would Jesus Buy?

thats the burning question on Rev. Billy Talen's mind, Dolled up in High Evangelical style (equal parts Jimmy Swaggart and Reverend Lovejoy), the blond pompadoured Reverend Billy crosses the country with his Church of Stop Shopping, from New York City to Disneyland, breathing brimstone about America's impending "shopocalypse." If the messenger is charismatic and funny, his message is deadly serious.

If there is such a thing as a shopapocalypse and shopping is evil im pretty sure that im the spawn of the devil. Oh yeah and to answer you question Billy, WWJB?
that's easy: Wine, a nice dremel, and some new sandals, duh!



thanks Newsweek for todays most ridiculous news story.

P.S.- Does this guy make some weird faces or what?