Last Night at a retailer dinner over desert, about another co-worker:
Boss: So he was all like I hope she gets curbed tonight! (slams his hand onto the table and makes a squish sound)
After all you can eat meats dinner, about his dog:
Boss: Yeah he pinned my hand down and wouldn't stop licking me, he licked me everywhere! my hands, head and neck, I think he could taste the meat.
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