It's a Catastrophony!

FYI: Do not watch on drugs. I would like to thank Alex for sharing the ear bleeding.

Look Beautiful! All you need is MONEY

Contestant before and after image taken from that wonderful show "The Swan".

The Swan is a 2004 American reality television program broadcast on Fox in which women who were judged to be 'ugly' were given "extreme makeovers" that included several forms of plastic surgery. Each contestant was assigned a panel of specialists — a coach, therapist, trainer, cosmetic surgeons and a dentist — who together designed a program of total transformation. via

I could rattle off a whole rant on Why the F would there even BE A SHOW LIKE THIS!!??? Why would we teach people that they are ugly until they get plastic surgery, new set of teeth, contacts (or lasik), and a slew of makeup artists? Ug. 

Of course, it's now cancelled due to ratings, but I'm scarred for life.

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Huh. "Sexy" Halloween Costume Ideas...

Wow. They can make anything "sexy" these days....

 "Sassy" Big Bird

Lucy (From Peanuts Obvs).

Sexy Scrabble? Really??

Whipped Cream Costume

And yes, I know this is obvs "sexy"... still funny. What would be even better if you could fill those babies with whipped cream and shoot people down! (Stanley Spadowski style!)

Cloo? Social Media has gone TOO FAR!!

Uh...yes. I would like some "connected" stranger to number 2 in my bathroom and comment on it. Great idea.



someone please tell me this is a joke?
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If the Matrix was a Capella Soundtrack...

Ahh... the genius of a one man singing group.... (plus beat box sound effects? Wha?)
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Umm... Ew? "Ron de Jeremy" Rum?

Is anyone else a little skived about this?

Ron Jeremy now has an Rum.. entitled "Ron de Jeremy: THE adult Rum".

...Uh... not sure if I want to taste Ron Jeremy anything thanks.
... and whose idea was it to name is Ron DE Jeremy? Isn't that español for Ron of Jeremy?

I just threw up a little in my mouth.

via | link | Who is Ron Jeremy? (SFW)

Body Modification gets Pokemon Double Points!

This dude is like the ultimate Pokemon enthusiast... I wonder where he hid the Pikachu?
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Don't Tell Mom, We're Making a REMAKE!!

WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!???

In a long string of "OMG Can't Hollywood think of anything new?" movies, some genius has decided it's time to remake Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead. Really? WTH are you thinking??? This wasn't quite a gem when it first came out...

Lemme guess, the chick, played by Taylor Momsen,  is going to work at some fashion company like "The Hills" and her brother played by Emile Hirsch ("The dishes are done MAN!") in the end will find his calling on Cake Boss. The climatic ending is when Taylor's final designs, a cross between Sex and the City 2 and Urban Outfitters, saves the world.

Oh and Christina Applegate cameo's as their mom.

Other remakes I don't want to see (but probably will):
The Thing
Karate Kid
Logan's Run
A Nightmare On Elm Street
Tron

Aww hell, just click this link for55 more.


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Some Summer Jobs Are Better Than Others...

As seen around Baltimore by our own Uncle Howard!
(and the ScooperHero site, in case you want a "learning and fullfilling" summer job for your kid, is here)

When does the Celebrity Designing STOP???

Et tu, Brangelina?

According to, well, EVERY GOSSIP COLUMN KNOWN TO MAN, Brad & Angelina are now Jewelry Designers. HIGH end Jewelry designers.

From WWD:

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are breaking into high-end jewelry design with Asprey via a capsule collection of gold jewelry and silver accessories called The Protector — and inspired by the snake.

The prices start at $525 for the silver baby spoon and all net proceeds from sales will go to Education Partnership for Children of Conflict (Angelina's Charity).

I'm not really sure why they chose the image of the snake...some sort of symbolism of Adam and Eve? Tho to Jennifer Aniston, Angelina gave Brad the proverbial apple (aka SIN)! Buuuurrrnnnn.

See the whole line here.
And the W Magazine's 2005 photoshoot of (pre-babies) Brangelina Here!

The Placenta Teddy: Eco Friendly? Or Just Gross?

"A crafty alternative for those who don’t necessarily want to eat KNAW their baby’s placenta, but want to pay their respects to the life sustaining organ by turning it into a one-of-a-kind teddy bear."

I apologize if anyone was eating.  via / link

Tru Blood the Drink... It was only a matter of time...

Oh goodness, gracious. They've gone and done it.
According the the NY Post:

The drink won't be available until early September and costs nearly as much as real blood, $16 for a four pack.

Allan Ball, the creator of the series, joked with fans at the Comic-Con convention that the drink was a mixture of "wine, vodka, Vicodin, Viagra and ecstasy" and that it was "completely illegal."

In fact, it's a soda made from blood oranges

Le sigh.

The Biggest Kitchen Disaster in Years!

Molasses + Brown Sugar + Glass + 2am = This is just SILLY! jebus.

Suffice to say, I think I'm going to be finding sticky spots on my floor for the next 5 years.

Hell No! No more Camel Toe!

The Cuchini Pad:

The Cuchini Pad is a product used to smooth the ridges of a woman's mons pubis area, providing a sleek and camouflaged appearance. The Cuchini eliminates what is commonly known as "Camel Toe."

Tthe celebrity most in need? D-List shows us here.

Bakon Vodka...just what it sounds like..

I refuse to write-up something, for the sole reason that I might hurl.
"A Premium Bacon Flavored Vodka"
(probably goes great with the Turbaconducken ... or the Bacon Chocolate)

Cool logo tho!

Everyone Poops Trailer - Spike Jonze

Spike Jonze wastes no time adapting another 10 page childrens book into a film. Featuring Selena Lombardo, Justin Akin, Rob Stern, Anthony Batista and Grace Helbig. Written by the Landline. Shot by Cory Dross. Set design by Elaine Haswell Special Thanks to ActionPals. (www.actionpals.com)

Thank you Mr. Robbie Bennett.

Mmm...Murder Burger...Meaty Blog Goodness!

Immorality with trees. Just don’t do it.I got Guns Tatoos on my gunsThere’s so many cool toys for kids these days.Sunday comic Sunday.

Wow. I believe I have found my mecca.

Thank you Murder Burger, for believing in Humanity.

You did what to my McNugget?

This is what my beloved McNuggets look like before they slide down my gullet hole, all I can say is OMG, WTF!!! from buzzfeed, I wish I had never seen this!

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Found in our company lunch room

okay, so not really... but I imagine this came from someone like our co-workers. Think: Mouthbreathing, cheese smelling, basement dwelling, WOW playing, grammar correcting, mountain dew drinking Snark Master. Boy am I critical of my fellow geeks or what?!? Via the Daily What.

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Fail Blog

Do you love "FAIL" pictures? I sure do, because nothing makes me happier than laughing at the faults and failures of strangers. My husband sent me this blog where I can check out tons of FAIL pictures and spit coffee out my nose onto my keyboard all day long.