Is you Kitty Plotting Your Demise?

eBaum's asks this important question!

Thankfully they also posted several warning signs.

Read it or the kitties win!

In Case you had doubt...

Our posts are a little schizophrenic here!

This little beaut just hopped into my inbox and BEGGED to be shared!

I thought the man parts close-up was a little much, but the baseball fashion accessory gave me a sense of brotherhood.

More from Ebaums here!

When Fark goes bad...

We have been receiving some 'Hate Mail' in the form of comments in response to my Lima Beans post. I am currently on a Fark Timeout for fighting with her again so I want to take this opportunity to make things right, even though I honestly thought what I did would make her laugh and that she could appreciate my bitchiness. I know what I did was immature, so is being snarky and mean for no reason, we are all immature at times and if you're not (see what I did there Lima? I used it right this time) living life to the fullest. She even took down her picture from her profile, which made me sad and caused me to think I actually hurt her feelings. So what better way to make it up to her than to make her a better profile pic! I invite you Lima beans to use this picture I made for you and to take it with my 'sorry I was a bitch'. It was all in good fun and I hope one day you can appreciate that we two are very similar in a lot of ways. Enjoy your new and improved Profile picture, I hope you like it!

Never, Never ever, ever cross a graphic designer.

As many of you know I like to fark. Fark is where I go from time to time during work when I am bored, I submit news articles with funny headlines and Chat at the discussions. Sometimes some of the other members can get really sensitive and take jokes too seriously. Sometimes members will follow you around and make your farking experience crappy. They do it because they think you will go away, or maybe get banned from the website. I know what will get you banned and that's photoshopping pictures of the nasty people that bug you and posting them on said website. That's why I am going to do it here, it's our space and I can do with it what I please right? That being said I would like to introduce you to My good friend Lima Beans, she follows me around and harasses me. I have a feeling it's because her trailer is cramped and uncomfortable. So without further ado, here is the beginning of a large gallery devoted to Lima Beans and her many faces.

The pictures have been removed in order to make amends. Sorry If I hurt your feelings.

Fark the Farking planet!

I as you now well know am totally addicted to fark, have been for quite some time. I just had my first link submission go green light last week and by god it's happened again! I am starting to think I am funnier than I once was, all be it I stole the joke from my husband but still I was quick with the draw! Score, here it is in all it's farking glory!