Will Ferrell Tweets

I don't know why, I was resisting clicking on the "Will Ferrel Tweets" links for SO LONG.
Oh wait...it was probably because I remembered Step Brothers.

Eh, gotta give him credit tho. It's darn hard to be funny in 140 characters!

via Brian / more here and here / Twitter Feed

Umm... Ew? "Ron de Jeremy" Rum?

Is anyone else a little skived about this?

Ron Jeremy now has an Rum.. entitled "Ron de Jeremy: THE adult Rum".

...Uh... not sure if I want to taste Ron Jeremy anything thanks.
... and whose idea was it to name is Ron DE Jeremy? Isn't that español for Ron of Jeremy?

I just threw up a little in my mouth.

via | link | Who is Ron Jeremy? (SFW)

Chicks With Steve Buscemeyes...

It's exactly how it sounds...
Let the searing of your eyeballs commence!!!

Taylor Swift, with Steve Buscemi Eyes...

Christina Aguilera, with Steve Buscemi Eyes...and looking a bit like a monkey.

Brittney Spears, with Steve Buscemi Eyes... and actually not looking so different from normal! You be the judge...

And Steve Buscemi with Steve Buscemi eyes...

link! via Amy!

Update!!! Apparently there is now a printable mask:

link / via Becca!

My New WINNING Wallpaper!

Okay, it's a little late on the uptake, but that's what I get for scheduling entries to post way in the future...
Lots of different sizes at my new fav site: The Fox is Black

Charlie Sheen Livin' the Dream: Random Quote Generator

F YEAH.

link / via

Uh... Sharpies for Eyeliner?

WTF Taylor. I mean I KNOW we all want those awesomely awesome 60's style eyes... but Sharpies???
My dear girl, take you millions and buy a felt eyeliner from MAC!

“I just used a Sharpie as eye liner in the airplane bathroom,” the country cutie, 20, wrote on her Twitter page Feb. 18. via

Jezzus. I wonder how much Sharpie paid her to tweet that.
Hmm..I'm ashamed to say I secretly wonder if this would work...

But You're Like Really Pretty......

But You’re Like Really Overrated, Golden Globes.

But You’re Like Really Together, Brangelina?

Screw the Perez and the Gawkers, I'm talking about your gossip updates from "But You're Like Really Pretty!" This Ryan Casey guy really gets to the GUTS of the news that matters. Plus, he's up for the Best-Kept Secret Bloggie Award. You can say you read it back when.

Comixed: Silliness for the Short-Attention-Spanners!

Hmm... how does one explain the genius that goes into these 4 panel frolicsome stories? Oh wait, they'll do it for me!:

And what does one do with this information?
PURE COMEDIC CRACK!

Ah, the itty-bitty-bits of procrastination that fill my day...
See more silliness on the "Comixed" site!

Best part? You can make your own!
Other best part? I'm pretty sure it's run by geeks.
I love geeks.

"Stephanie Meyer is really f--king boring" Twilight Author Review:

Sometimes, I really love the comic community.

Here's a snippet of their review of the Stephanie Meyer's (of Twilight fame) Biography in Comic Book form. (you know, so the kids'll read it).

Comics Alliance:

When you're doing a biography of Stephenie Meyer, you're going to run into a problem right off the bat, namely the fact that Stephanie Meyer is really f--king boring.

Really, we're not even trying to dis Meyer here, but the fact of the matter is that she just hasn't done a whole lot. She never sailed down the Mississippi like Mark Twain, she never married a complete lunatic like F. Scott Fitzgerald did, heck, she never even did a ton of coke and got run over by a van like Stephen King. We can sum up her entire life in twenty words. Watch:

"Stephenie Meyer grew up in the Southwest, got married, had kids, wrote some books about vampires and got rich. Batman."

We threw "Batman" in there to make it more exciting. 

 Seriously, read the whole thing. Seriously.

Ahhh.. I love Mondays.

Thanks for the hot link Jenny!

Jay-Z vs. Tiger Woods: Problem Comparison Chart

That Tiger guy is so screwed. via.

 LaForge via.

Sandra Bullock gets a Cholla Makeover!

I'm glad I'm not a celebrity.

When does the Celebrity Designing STOP???

Et tu, Brangelina?

According to, well, EVERY GOSSIP COLUMN KNOWN TO MAN, Brad & Angelina are now Jewelry Designers. HIGH end Jewelry designers.

From WWD:

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are breaking into high-end jewelry design with Asprey via a capsule collection of gold jewelry and silver accessories called The Protector — and inspired by the snake.

The prices start at $525 for the silver baby spoon and all net proceeds from sales will go to Education Partnership for Children of Conflict (Angelina's Charity).

I'm not really sure why they chose the image of the snake...some sort of symbolism of Adam and Eve? Tho to Jennifer Aniston, Angelina gave Brad the proverbial apple (aka SIN)! Buuuurrrnnnn.

See the whole line here.
And the W Magazine's 2005 photoshoot of (pre-babies) Brangelina Here!

MJ's Death: HOMICIDE!

Who knew mixing Propofol (a drug typically administered by anesthesiologists during surgery) with two other sedatives, lorazepam and midazolam could be deadly? Ya know, besides the fact they are ALL Heavy Duty Sedatives. For example, it's like 18x's more than you would need to put Dumbo down for the big sleep. Jeez.

Full article on the LA Times Site
Pic above and more auction goodies here.

R.I.P. Mr. Jackson.or not...

The Evolution of Michael Jackson

Looking forward to the Jello version!
Via

Oprah's "Photoshop Disaster"

Can you spot the problem here?

Photoshop Disaster imagines this is what happened:

To: replacable_designer_72@oprahmagazine.com
From: oprah@oprahmagazine.com
Subject: slight tweak for cover

I love it! It's so wonderful. But can you remove the huge sandwich I'm eating and replace it with a hand of cards?
TIA,
O
xxx

¡Salud Campari Calendars!

Talk about keeping a theme!
I'm not sure what that meant.. but besides Jessica Alba looks AMAZING, I really like the colors and the composition! It reminds me of the early century Cuban Travel posters. Yarp, I'm a design geek.
(More Alba shots here)

And as a refresher, check out the 2007 Campari Calendar
with Salma Hayek Meow!
and the 2008 Calendar with Eva Mendes. Hachacha!

(and then enter our giveaway biatch!)

If Brit was a trainwreck before than this is the official rescue party!

am I so wrong for desperately wanting to watch the premier of Britney's Documentary "For the Record". the previews for it make her seem so normal, she even says "I look at myself and think, im an adult, what was I thinking!" omg has she finally figured it all out, has Brit Brit been saved! This should prove to be a good watch! Sunday @ 10 on MTV!

Now THIS is a Halloween Costume!

Heidi Klum is awesome.
A pic from her Annual Halloween Party via

Hollywood Says "Don't Vote"

The first few minutes are pretty funny
(i.e. Borat).
Then just skip the last minutes...gets boring.

Oh Sarcasm, How I love thee!

Stars Sneak Away for Embarassing Japanese Ads!

So we all know Big names go to Japan to do cheesy ads. (i.e. Bill Murray in Lost in Translation). But they can't hide from U.S. forever!
Lifelounge brings us a whole bunch of silly ads (from Arnie to Madonna) for your um..."approval"?.
Gives new meaning to "Big in Japan"